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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment



aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it



cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts



fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about



sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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tastefullyoffensive:

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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amortizing:

Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll talk to them. I’m sure somebody has. There’s plenty of times when somebody’s seen you and hoped that you spoke to them, but you never did because you don’t have the guts and neither do they…

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unamusedsloth:

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]









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