the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
Classic Joke Wednesday is always funny. Always.
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
@JustinBieber: im launching a very special campaign for the Typhoon Haiyan relief efforts.. help me give back to the Philippines and you’ll be entered for a chance to hang out with me in the studio prizeo.com/justin #GiveBackPhilippines
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.