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computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO


angrynerdyblogger:

gunsnbulletsnstuff:

I need this

imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram




Anonymous Asked:
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

My answer:

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS



iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?


  • person: are you athletic?
  • me: i run
  • person: oh sweet
  • me: *whispers* a blog.

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment



aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it



cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts



fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about



sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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