Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
Our soles are worn and damaged, but they run on. For the souls of 4.15.13
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”