i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great
but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO
I need this
imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
are you athletic?
*whispers* a blog.
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you