gerikey:
i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
paulisglamorous:
Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood
izzetheking:
stupid bitch tried to take away my baby now i trapped her and now they are both going to die
sketchmedesire:
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
windicuffs-tier:
windicuffs-tier:
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
that-kid-from-london:
One of these is not like the others
You can’t see his teeth in the second one
ashketchurn:
I’m pretty sure most of you only follow me because I locked you in with a mutual follow.
rosalarian:
You need to be patient to love me. Patient, and a heavy sleeper.
accepted-nerdom:
i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:
usually
I love how Drake loses it