Straight couples are fucking weird.
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
This hit me like a fucking train
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
still my favorite fucking thing
A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family
"u better put me down unless u tryna buy some insurance"
This speaks to me